We received this press release yesterday. We saw the voice activated rabbit on Sunday, but as we were in the middle of a trade show, laying on my back and having a play with it was out of the question . Looked interesting though …

With over 15% of women having never experienced an orgasm, it`s clear that men just don`t listen when it comes to what women want in the bedroom, says erotic store Onjoy.com.

That`s why sex toy boffins have come up with a vibrator that responds to women`s vocal instructions – just in time for National Orgasm Day!

Imagine a sexual partner purely there for your pleasure. Who does EXACTLY what you ask, WHEN you want and asks no questions. No hand at the back of your head pushing you south. No wishing he’d go a bit harder, a bit deeper, a bit slower. Welcome to the 21st century!

The voice activated vibrator can be programmed to go faster, slower, harder, wave and more, so women can ask for what they want in the bedroom and know they are actually going to get it.

“Communication is key to a healthy relationship, say Monique Carty, Director of Onjoy.com, and there`s no relationship healthier than that of a woman and her vibrator! The fact that she can now make demands and the vibrator can respond really should have men worried. If they don`t want to be made redundant they need to sit up and listen.”

Women can personalise their commands to their own sexy language if they so wish. So if you`re more of a “Give it to me” girl than “Faster” there`s no need to worry! There are 9 functions to programme altogether, consisting of vibration speed, pulsation, escalation and wave.

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Only time and the first production models will tell if the voice activated vibrator really lives up to its promise.

SexToysBuzz.com have been able to get their hands on the newest male sex toy from Rocks-Off, the people who brought you the Rock Chick and the Rude Boy.

The Naughty Boy has some surprises as Alex finds when he tries it out in this review.

Be on the lookout for more exclusive toy reviews from SexToysBuzz in the coming weeks

Tags: Rock Chick, Rude Boy, Naughty Boy, Rocks Off

 … Many people in Swindon seem to think it is.

According to the Swindon Advertiser there has been “[an] Illegal porn explosion in Swindon”

What this amounts to is that a Chinese illegal immigrant Zhong Chen has recently been charged with selling unclassified and therefore highly illegal pornographic DVDs around the construction sites and industrial estates of the round about capital of England.

The titles apparently include some activities that would simply not see the light of day if they were to enter the UK via legal channels as they would be refused a certification by the BBFC. Specifically one of the titles included sexual acts with a dog.

The reason that there is such an appetite for DVDs sold in such an obviously illegal manner is that Swindon council will not grant licences for its local sex shops to sell R18 titles. Total prohibition of something does not mean that the public will lose its appetite for it and by denying legal access means that as in the Swindon case a black market will develop.

Draconian control of erotica and pornography has never worked and always forces the trade underground. A policy of “No R18 in Swindon” may make anti-porn groups happy but surely even the most naïve opponent of adult must realise that the Internet provides an alternate source of material that is accessible from anywhere – and much of what`s available there isn`t properly regulated either. Or if you really want a physical DVD to play you could just take a trip up the road to the first town with a council who aren`t as self-delusional as Swindon`s.

Adult shops in the town are reporting that sales are already slowing and with the retail sector in general taking a hit because of the world situation this can only get worse. The local head of commercial regulation believes that Zhong was a just part of a larger, organised pirating operation. As a small part of a larger criminal gang he`ll soon be replaced, while law-abiding retailers could close because of falling profits caused by the council`s policy.

So should be relax regulation on adult material?

In conclusion I`d have to say no, there isn`t too much regulation when it comes to porn.

However as in every area where bureaucracy impacts on the individual, if a person`s freedom of choice is compromised there are those who will work outside the system to get what they want or make a quick buck. Within a regulatory framework we have control and can ensure that what is available covers all but the most extreme of tastes while ensuring that it is not exploitative of those who produce/appear in it. Nobody in their right mind wants minors to have access to porn either, but that`s exactly what can happen if you make the only source of porn an unscrupulous criminal element.

Not the sort of title that I`d normally put on a post but it is exactly the title of the movie Suze and I watched this afternoon on Red Hot TV.

Fitty With Big Titties Gets Fucked is an amateur title from the online arm of Red Hot TV, a channel that`s existed for over a decade, broadcasting softcore porn on the UK`s satellite channels. Freed from the constraints of the UK`s strict broadcast franchise licensing conditions by construction of it`s video on demand online site at redhottv.co.uk, they now provide the teeming mass out there (that`s you guys) with hardcore porn on demand.

Being populated with amateur titles the channel is different in character from its sister channel TelevisionX.co.uk. The people you see in the scenes, while enthusiastic, are not professionals, though the lighting and camera crews are obviously not guys who just happened to pop down from the local pub. Why do I mention that? You`ll see later.

The “Fitty” in question is waiting for the male half of this scene in her bedroom. He looks like a boy I used to go to school with who we called Rollo, so in the absence of another name I`ll call him that. There`s no real pretence at plot, just that this guy likes large boobs and that`s one thing she has. They`re large (DD), natural and eager to be fondled, and rubbed, and sucked and dangled on this guy`s stiff cock.

And our fitty is no size zero super model, she`s a very curvy young lady and proud of it. Wearing fishnet stockings and lacy knickers she is all over Rollo from the moment he walks through the door. Her red high heels are waving in the air one moment then digging into the mattress the next as they progress though a variety of positions.

Rollo does rather suffer from the lights and the apparent lack of ventilation in “Fitty`s” boudoir, his body is glistening by the time she takes him into her mouth and sucks him to climax.

This is a very honest offering with few cuts, even when the camera is pointing variously at the floor, crew or production equipment.

It`s well worth a watch and makes a refreshingly candid change from the over-produced and unrelentingly dull tripe that some studios churn out.

I mentioned at the start that the technical side of the scene was evidently non-amateur. That`s because they and their equipment do occasionally come into shot. Tighter camera work and more editing would have fixed most of these occurrences, but that would have detracted from the gonzo feel of the scene. Plus you`d have lost the moment where “Rollo” is pounding Fitty`s pussy with her legs around his ears and an arm reaches into shot to pick up what looks like a tube of lube from the bedside cabinet.

You can find Red Hot TV here or if you prefere non-amateur try TelevisionX.

Although it`s an amateur channel I noticed that in their listings last night they had a free Cathy Barry teaser. Now Cathy is by no stretch of the imagination an amateur, consummate professional I`d describe her as. The teaser`s for the Busty Brits Abroad series. It reminded me, to remind you guys that Red Hot are having a Cathy Barry night tonight (20 July 2008) on Sky Channel 922 (That’s Red Hot DD on the programme guide).

Tags: pornography, video on demand, TelevisionX, Red Hot TV, adult movies, adult films, R18, hardcore porn

While rummaging around last night I found this site. It`s a section of the GMFA site which is a charity specialising in the health of gay men.

The “How Risky Is” section is really great. Well written, informative, but not prescriptive or full of impenetrable jargon. It tells you what you need to know about various sexual activities and how to ensure that you play safe.

I`m really taken by the site, it`s bright, informative and user-friendly. In addition to the sex and sexual health advice you`ll find information about the gay scene and various groups from clubs to those that aim to look after your physical and spiritual well being.

Remember, the site is a charity so if you can, please help them with a small donation.

Tags: sexual health, GMFA, HIV, AIDS

We met Cathy Barry at the Adults Only Show in Birmingham last year and completely failed to interview her. Not because we didn`t have the opportunity, but because we enjoyed her company so much. You can see the piece we wrote about it here. We spent quite while with her but she is so friendly and engaging that it just didn`t occur to us to switch to journo mode.

No chance of that now; As soon as we see a porn start we’re straight on the case and they don’t stand a chance, see here and here.

So, we were very please to hear, via a little industry insider we know, that Red Hot TV are having a Cathy Barry night on 20th July 2008.

If you’re not familiar with Cathy she’s the vivacious and prolific UK porn star who’s proud to be one of the most popular and productive English porn exports.

On top of her bubbly and friendly personality we have it on good authority that she has one of the best tongues in the business when it comes to cunnilingus. Goodness knows what her blowjobs are like. I’ll let you know the next time I’ve cornered one of her male co-stars.

You can see Cathy and other busty Brits here.

Tags: Cathy Barry, Red Hot TV, porn star

When Suze wrote her Fun Factory Delight Vibrator Review, she really enjoyed herself. But that`s unlikely to be the reason that Red Dot awarded it the “Product Design Award”.

The piece on Red Dot pretty much concurs with Suze`s conclusions, except the bit about getting off on the product LOL. But then that`s probably not appropriate for a design award summary.

You can read Suze`s review of the Fun Factory Delight Vibrator here, along with her views on other Fun Factory Products.

Tags: Fun Factory Delight Vibrator, Fun Factory, Sex Toy Review

Pricasso (AKA Tim Patch) is an artists who never needs to cleam his brishes. Because he doesn`t use any. If you haven`t already guessed he paints with his penis. He started in 2006 and is now a regular at the Sydney Sexpo NSW Australia. He`s also appearing at the Exotic Erotic Ball, 24-25 October, Treasure Island San Francisco CA.

Prior to his penile portraiture he already had experience in using his dick in unusual ways. His speciality was penile puppetry, or as he likes to call them “Dick Tricks”.

Pricasso`s manipulation of his penis and constant abrasion on canvas doesn`t appear to have affected it`s function – he has four kids. And a very understanding wife.

You can see his work here, and even buy a portrait of yourself if you like.

Tags: Pricasso, Tim Patch, penile art, dick tricks, penile puppetry, Sydney Sex Expo, Exotic Erotic Ball

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