Giant Clone A Willy

We had this in from Red Kisses. While only Guiness can verify this is a true world record we think it has a fair chance of being the largest clone a will every produced. I wonder if we’ll find anyone willing to try it out.

An unusual World Record was created this year when Clone-a-Willy, the very popular replica penis making kit, grew in stature!

Redkisses has just created the largest Clone-a-Willy in the World! The massive record breaking Clone-a-Willy measures a staggering 400mm x 135mm, weighs 8.5 kg and vibrates too!

The enormous record breaking Clone-a-Willy was made by using the equivalent of over 25 of the original Clone-a-Willy Kits.

The original mould was made using a gigantic dildo – The Weapon of Ass Destruction, which measures an incredible 540mm x 135mm. To conclude and make the Clone-a-Willy into a real working vibrator, a massive King Dong Vibrator was inserted, which gave the Record Breaking Clone-a-Willy the authentic look and buzz of a real monster vibrator!

How it was made!

Making this size of Clone-a-Willy was a real challenge for the team, as there were many preparations and procedures they had to undertake, as well as estimating how much special cloning powder and liquid skin would actually be required. This monster size Clone-a-Willy had never been attempted before, so it became a guess in how to mix so much powder and water together before the mix had time to harden.

Buckets ready and water set to the exact temperature – 98F (37C), the plunge was taken, mixing vigorously against the clock! With less than 2 minutes from the moment of applying the powder to the water and into the giant prepared tube, there were only seconds to spare before it started to set.

2 hours later, the final challenge was to pour over 6 litres of the mixed liquid skin into the giant clone mould and then position the massive King Dong Vibrator. The next day became the moment of truth, when the World Record attempt Clone-a-Willy was cut away from the mould. Had Redkisses succeeded in making the largest Clone-a-Willy in the World? 

It’s not necessary to expend that much effort on the Clone A Willy, the one we created was a little easier. If you’d like to try it your can find one here.

Earth Angel Vibrator

We are now more aware of the effect we have on the climate and are striving daily to help reduce the greenhouse gases being released in to the atmosphere.

I personally recycle as much as I can via the local council collection schemes and drop off anything else to the collection banks in the supermarket carparks. And doing this makes me feel good. Knowing that despite the fact I am living a 21st century lifestyle with all the trappings I am doing what I can and being as green as I can.

To this end I have just discovered a brand new “green technology” toy called The Earth Angel. Created by Chris O’Conner for Caden Enterprises based in Ireland. This toy will never require batteries because it has a patented power core. It is 8” in length and has multi speed vibrations.

This vibrator is charged in a similar way to those wind up radios invented by Trevor Bayliss. There is a key which you pull out mounted in the base of the vibe which you wind to initiate the power core.

This really is a clever vibrator and one which will make you smile when you are using it. You can read more about it here.

Chicken Ranch

A story came to light recently about the Chicken Ranch, famous Nevada brothel, being embroiled in a dispute with Nye County officials in Nevada.

To be more exact the prospective vendor Bruce Kahn is suing Nye county in an attempt to recover over $80,000 the forfeited when county officials overseeing the sale of the business in Pahrump Nevada blocked the deal because he was not resident in Nevada, but Texas.

The decision by Nye county seems to go against another legal precedent where a non Nevada resident was able to successfully by a similar business.

The case continues.

CEOP

The Child Exploitation and Online Protection Centre is to enlist the help of such world renown names as MasterCard, Microsoft, PayPal and Visa.

With the aim of cutting off the flow of money to the disgusting purveyors of child porn the organisation hopes to choke the vile trade to death. By liasing with the major players in online payments the organisation should be better placed to track funds as they flow from the consumers of porn to those hosting and producing it.

Of course most importantly of all the organisation is attempting to identify those children being exploited by the child pornographers. Only doing that can the damage done to those innocent victims be in some way mitigated.

For more information visit the CEOP website.

Japanese porn is often a little unusual. Cultural differences can often make the gap between Japanese concepts of erotica and those in the west very wide indeed.

You would have thought that would have been the case for a series of softcore films about a man who molests people on trains. Beginning in 1981 with Molester and the Female Teacher (痴漢女教師 – Chikan onna kyoshi) and including titles like Molester’s School Infirmary (痴漢保険室 – Chikan hokenshitsu) and Molester’s Train: Underwear Inspection (痴漢電車　下着検札 – Chikan densha: shitagi kensatsu).

Yojiro Takita won the Oscar for best foreign language film. Not quite the same as Ron Jeremy winning best actor for a role as King Lear, but you never know … Huge congratulations to him though as he’s the first Japanese director to win best foreign language film award in five decades.

Minoru Murai first coined the phrase “pinku eiga” (pink film) to describe these films. Starting as a way to avoid Japan’s strict censorship they seem to have deteriorated in later years to films packed with gratuitous nudity and (separate) violent scenes. Not too far from Hollywood then.