Theatre productions are getting brave with their choice of titles lately, we had the Vagina Monologues which have been very successful and now we have Orgasm. This production it being performed at the Caxton Theatre in Grimsby.

Stop laughing. I know what you are thinking. Jokes about fish fingers come to mind but I’ll refrain from taking that naughty route. Lol

The production is taking place between 26th November and 5th of December and follows the success of Erections and Erections2. They know how to have fun in Grimsby. The story is one of a Grimsby man who is bored with daily life in Grimsby and decides to set up a swingers club.

It sounds like a fantastic subject for a play, I would love to go and see it. If anyone does let me know what you thought.

Frequent readers know I have a very playful and naughty disposition. I love to be slightly risky and push the boundaries to a degree but not so far as discovery. After all it’s very much like outdoor sex, it’s great doing it and running the risk of being found, but you don’t want to actually be found.

Am I making sense? Good.

In the past we have had parents round when there has been a pair of love balls hanging on the Christmas tree. Had come stained cushions on the sofa Alex’s mother sat on one visit, much to my amusement. I sat opposite her and couldn’t stop smiling. It wasn’t deliberate just bad aim by Alex. Lol

I found this site and it is wonderful and tickles my naughty sense of humour no end, whilst producing some really nice pieces. You can get everything from a pendant to a plushie celebrating female gynaecology. Go and check it out.

If you are feeling generous I would love one of the pendants. X

I had the pleasure of meeting Mr Happy today. He was delivered to my door all the way from the USA, California to be precise. And I must say I have taken great delight in fingering him.

OK, enough of the tease I know you are all dieing to know who he is. It’s a wonderfully creative book of cock imagery. Not just you average “cock shot” but Mr Happy is featured tastefully wearing various items and in settings to create a scene.

The images are both creative and fun with just enough text to bring about a smile. This book is designed to be picked up whilst having a cup of coffee for a bit of titillation. It’s the kind of book I would love to leave out on my coffee table but it may be a little too risqué for that.

Meet Mr Happy doesn’t sexualise the cock in any way, it celebrates its form and presents it in different settings where the shape of that particular piece of the male anatomy can be observed by itself. The settings and image styles are varied and therefore not monotonous though a slightly longer book with a couple of strong threads running through it in terms of photographic style or thematic narrative might have made the whole publication more cohesive.

That said I have never seen anything like it before so its uniqueness as a light and whimsical take on the male member has to be applauded.

I’m also pleased to say that it comes in “hard” back so it will endure many hours of browsing and fingering. Lol If you desire a book which will take you on a phallic fantasy this is the one.

“Meet Mr. Happy” is available from Blurb.com

Pricasso (AKA Tim Patch) is an artists who never needs to cleam his brishes. Because he doesn`t use any. If you haven`t already guessed he paints with his penis. He started in 2006 and is now a regular at the Sydney Sexpo NSW Australia. He`s also appearing at the Exotic Erotic Ball, 24-25 October, Treasure Island San Francisco CA.

Prior to his penile portraiture he already had experience in using his dick in unusual ways. His speciality was penile puppetry, or as he likes to call them “Dick Tricks”.

Pricasso`s manipulation of his penis and constant abrasion on canvas doesn`t appear to have affected it`s function – he has four kids. And a very understanding wife.

You can see his work here, and even buy a portrait of yourself if you like.

Tags: Pricasso, Tim Patch, penile art, dick tricks, penile puppetry, Sydney Sex Expo, Exotic Erotic Ball

The February edition of Lucrezia Magazine is out – According to Anastasia Mavromatis “To the Rainbow and Beyond presents the sexual diversity that existed (and exists) throughout history. Much can be said about the most recent discussions concerning amendments made to the US Constitution to reflect religious standards, and thereby prohibit same-sex marriage, but for this issue, we’ll stick to the positives and do what we do best, and that is to present a diverse collection of fine story telling, art, reviews and articles with a GLBT flavor.”

So what’s in the February Issue?

Art: Lucrezia takes you to Israel. This month you will see artwork from Israeli artist and photographer Raphael Perez. Raphael`s growth as an artist also reflects his personal experiences. His official web site, gaypaintings.com has had 25 million visitors, and grows by the day. His work is arresting, colorful, introspective, optimistic and socially significant.

Fiction: Our diverse selection explores unpredictable encounters, intimate rendezvous`, self-realization and unbridled passions, in many forms. Craig Sorensen adds a theatrical twist in Improvisation, prompting the question: who is the director and who is the actor? Mallory Path explores homoerotic intimacy, using her individual style to magnify heat, passion and libertinage. Claire Litton weaves a story that will tweak with your perception, exploring personal identity, loss and redemption. Kirsten Inani Kasai explores Sapphic passion, giving new meaning to the word ‘flash`; her story is like a bright blue flame, raising the bar for erotic flash fiction. A E Franzen returns this month with an epic tale that explores sexual dysfunction and (sensual) resolution, that will simultaneously resonate and arouse. Amanda Earl explores the resurrection of an older man’s passion and a younger man’s attraction, against the backdrop of Yellowknife mine.

Reviews: Eva Adivar explores the GLBT spectrum of sexcasts. From Evan and Paulie’s Gay Porn Talk, to fabulous Tranny Wreck, there is something for every one. I review a standout erotic anthology: Best Gay Erotica 2008 (Cleis Press), and our updated review of Polly Frost’s book (print and audio), Deep Inside, now includes an audio excerpt.

Articles: This month’s in depth interview with writer, poet and editor Alessia Brio, explores the Coming Together series of philanthropic erotic anthologies. Join Michael Cain as explores reciprocation, sex and the curse of the Ex in his essay Lost on a One-Way Street.

For Further Information Contact :
Anastasia Mavromatis at editor@lucreziamagazine.com Eddie Ostrowski at armailto:artsubs@lucreziamagazine.com

Tags: Lucrezia Magazine, erotica, erotic magazine, erotic art

I wrote a while back on AlexSuze about my decision to go out and buy a collar for myself. We didn’t have a lot of spare cash at the time, nothing changes there then. Lol

So I decided the best place to acquire one would be from the local pet superstore. It would also be an adventure and a bit of a thrill, shopping amongst pet owners for a collar for me whilst pretending it was for the dog.

There was one problem, I wouldn’t be able to try the collar on. We found a way around this but I can’t remember what it was now, it was so long ago. It’s not like you can just take one off the rack and try it on.

I spotted the one I wanted quite soon after finding the dog collars isle. It was a lovely bright red leather one and the leather was reasonably soft. How times have changed.

You can now find a wonderful range of collars online and whilst surfing the net today I came across this one. Radiance Bound may not be your hardcore BDSM supplies site but they do have a wonderful range of collars ranging from the gothic to the spiked choker.

They are a developing company who specialises in collars and cuffs but plans to move in to masks, sets and they promise a few surprises. This is what they have to say on their site:

We believe that gear and accessories for consensual fantasy play do not have to be boring or ugly. All of our designs are tough and every item we sell is lovingly hand-crafted on the premises to ensure that you receive only the finest products. Since we believe in making more fun for everyone, most of our items are available in custom sizes and usually at no extra cost (depending on our cost of materials).

There products are more dress wear than pure BDSM but for that special event when your normal slave collar just isn’t glitzy enough… I know which one I’m saving to buy.

Tags: collar, bondage collar, BDSM, slave collar

Browsing the web you will find a huge number of people trying to sell you something. Sadly what they are selling is rarely unique and original. Even the most creative of web sites often sell products or creations little different from those available elsewhere on the web. There are certain themes which recur, not always a bad thing, but sometimes lacking in originality.

Then occasionally you come across a site that shows you something one step beyond what is normally available. Or in the case of AMF Korsets, huge strides beyond what you`ll see elsewhere.

AMF Korsets don`t just create corsets, there are collars, wings, masks and items that while classified as one of the above don`t really seem to fit into those categories. They are creations of an inspired mind, some might say a tortured mind. I can`t look at them without thinking Tsubasa, Giger, Bruegel even.

Take for example his work, “The Four Pony Girls of The Apocalypse”. Is famine a commentary on the ultra-skinny models favoured on today`s catwalks? Or is it just a great corset and piece of clubwear. I find myself not really caring in many respects as some of the pieces on the site are staggeringly beautiful, appealing to my goth leaning and macabre aesthetic tastes.

I find myself getting lost in this site, partly because the navigation can be a little hit and miss, but mainly because I constantly want to see more of this guy`s work. Wearable art is a phrase used on the index page and I can`t disagree, these are pieces that would hold their own in any exhibition and are practical (in the right setting) as items of clothing. OK, so you wouldn`t wear them to the office, but you might wear them to an interview, LOL.

Louis Fleischauer has fashioned some of the most amazing and emotionally evocative pieces of clothing I have ever seen. Take a look here.

Tags: Louis Fleischauer, AMF Korsets, Tsubasa, Giger, Bruegel

If you`re struggling to find a gift for the one you love this year, you might want to spend some time looking at this site and considering what they could do for you. “For just £99, you can re create your favourite boudoir shot from our gallery of pictures, enjoy a mini makeover and take home your very own exclusive 7×5″ sexy print to cherish forever!”.

The offer only applies to shoots taking place between 3 & 7 December 2007, so if you want to take advantage of the special offer, get moving now!

The company was originally founded by Alexandra Burns and is based in High Wycombe. They are expanding and have recently opened a studio in Kennedy Street, Manchester too. For Your Eyes Only have a comprehensive range of services that, according to their press release, “empower women and improve their self confidence, by capturing their true beauty and making the most of their body shape-whatever it may be.” The emphasis is on providing a service that the female clientele will be comfortable with, including an all female staff to ensure you’ll always feel at ease.

Even if you don`t manage to squeeze in a quickie before Christmas you could do worse than considering one of their range of packages designed to suit all bugets. FYEO have been around since 2002 and now have an impressive gallery of intimate and tasteful portraiture on their site. Clients give them rave reviews and they`ve even been featured in the national press.

For further information email info@fyeoportraits.com, or call the “Christmas Quickie Hotline” on +44 (0) 8700 801 790.

Tags: photography, intimate photography, boudoir photography, boudoir portraits, boudoir portraiture, For Your Eyes Only, naughty Christmas gift idea

I wrote a post on AlexSuze.com today about the lack of originality in pornography. I still stand by that post re porn in general. I also mentioned the lamentably low quality of some of the blogs out there pretending to be amateur journals. Most are just tawdry link sites.

You see, I find original content can be very hard to find.

So when I followed a comment link from my post to the site “Naked chicks on post-it notes“  I was more than pleasantly surprised.

I`m no artist so you wouldn`t want to see my doodles on the web. But this site is full of drawings and animations that are truly different, personal and therefore refreshing.

Have a wander over and peruse. The artist has an accessible style and draws using a variety of techniques to create both his still and moving images. Personally my favourite technique is the one depicted here, minimal and reminding me somewhat of old blotchy Xerox copies.

Tags: erotic art, adult art, explicit art, doodles

 

I found this at World Sex Positions Museum yesterday, thought you’d all like it. The best bit is that it’s in 3D over at the WSPM, you can take a virtual “walk” around each of the positions the simulated couple are enjoying.

Tags: World Sex Positions Museum, sexual positions, kama sutra, virtual sex, cgi porn