TelevisionX’s answer to the Oscars and the Baftas, the Shaftas took place on the 24th of last month and we received this from them about the bash:

On Wednesday 24^th February the cream of the crop of the UK Adult Industry gathered under one roof to celebrate all that’s good in British porno. Television X hosted their SHAFTA awards in central London and honoured the best producers and horniest pornstars. A lot of time and thought went into choosing all the nominees for the 2010 Television X SHAFTAs and it was very hard narrowing it down to just five per category. Everyone that was nominated was truly deserving of the award. It was then left up to the Television X audience, of which 5000 voted, the first time that the public had full control over the outcome of an adult award.

It was quite an intimate affair and everyone that came along seemed to have a great time. From Angel Long’s acceptance speech proclaiming she loves anal, to Damian Duke admitting that he couldn’t sit down for a week after his Most Outrageous scene for Calling The Shots, there were no bum notes hit all day!!

Winners were cheered, tears were shed and fellatio was simulated with the golden-cock-shaped SHAFTA.

Girls of the day Syren Sexton and the Pure XXX team made up from Angel Long and Laura Macrow as they were seen clutching armfuls of awards as both managed to pick up two gongs each. Pure XXX is a totally female adult production company and their win today definitely puts them up with the big boys! Television X stalwart Portway Films not only scooped Best Interracial Series for Keisha Kane Extreme and Insane but Most Outrageous Sex Scene as well. It was Portway’s Ric Porter’s first ever adult industry award despite being in the business for 15 years and it’s well deserved!

Porno veterans Shagnasty and Muttley were in attendance as was the beautiful Havana, the sexy Sasha Rose and stud Pascal. It wasn’t just the performers who were on hand to cheer on their fellow winners as many of our producers came along as well. Scummy Mummies director Nigel Night was seen chatting to teen starlet and Asbo Trash Whores star Satine Spark, Mummy Mia director Andy Ide was sat with Greek stud Demetri XXX and Best Series winner Kaizen XXX was pleased to be thanked by Female Performer Of The Year Syren Sexton in her acceptance speech.

Sadly, SHAFTA-winners Tanya Tate, Kerry Louise and Jim Slip were not able to join us on the day due to filming commitments but all took a moment out of their busy schedule to send us acceptance speeches.

It’s awards season and if you’re in to that kind of thing you’ll be please to know that the awards on offer are not limited to conventional, mainstream film and television. TelevisionX are running the Shaftas to recognize adult performers.

The big difference from many awards is that all the winners will be decided by public vote. There’s no stuffy and distant academy deciding who’s due for an award this year, it’s all down to you.

The categories you can vote in are:

• Best Series
• Best Interracial Series
• Best Spoof Series
• Best New Starlet
• Best Sex Scene
• Best Loved Character
• Best Anal Scene
• MILF Of The Year
• Most Outrageous Sex Scene
• Male Performer Of The Year
• Best Director
• Female Performer Of The Year

And if you want to cast your vote and make your voice heard about who are the hotest and best performers of the last 12 months you can visit this minisite at TelevisionX.

Kerry Louise, Being Whoredon

Hot porn starlet Kerry Louise stars as celebrity sensation Cutie Nice in Television X’s latest steamy offering Tabloid Tales: Being Whoredon. You can watch as she claws her way into the British public’s heart from z-list glamour model status to top celebrity/reality star.

This hilarious but utterly raunchy new show features some of the hottest British babes getting jiggy with sexy Kerry like Elle Brook, Cate Harrington and Michelle Moist. Kerry’s not just getting it on with the girls though, as each episode sees her getting a good hard dicking too!

You can watch the whole story unfold every Friday night only on Television X (Sky channel 903) from 30 October at 10:10pm.
From her humble beginnings as a Brighton model desperate to get her baps out for the camera flash, Cutie has always known she’s got what it takes to be famous: by banging whoever she must on the casting couch!
Photographer Harry Snapper is the pervy pap ready to take advantage of Cutie’s ample assets. He can propel her to stardom… as long as she gets down on her knees first to show her gratitude!

Having gained a bit of notoriety for falling out of nightclubs (and falling out of her clothes), Cutie changes her name to the far classier Whoredon and starts dating boy band hottie Shane Showers. And what better way to increase your fame in the early noughties than with a ‘leaked’ celebrity sex tape!

After a string of meaningless flings with footballers and other ‘slebs, Whoredon finds herself up the duff and seeking solace in the arms of wannabe pop star Gav Grates. After all the media hub-bub, this buxom beauty is ready to dominate her teenaged toyboy!

Whoredon loves being centre of attention and hearing badly sung insults at the opening of a nightclub delivers a massive dent to her over-inflated ego. Confronting her rival Vicki Bangham in the ladies loo doesn’t result in the expected cat-fight but a live lesbian love-show right on the bathroom floor.

Kerry Louise, Tabloid Tales Being Whoredon

In the final scene from Television X, Whoredon is leaving behind her slutty ways to marry hunky Greek pop star Skeeter Andrew. However, she can’t resist one last night of filthiness, as she convinces bridesmaids Sarah Hardon, Kerry Kaboner and Micha Hot-One to strip off and screw as the ultimate wedding present to her brand new hubby.

Tabloid Tales: Being Whoredon takes the glitz and glam of the front page and smutties it up to show what really goes on behind the doors of the celebrity penthouse suite. Tune in to Sky channel 903 every Friday at 10:10pm from 30 October only on Television X.

Not the sort of title that I`d normally put on a post but it is exactly the title of the movie Suze and I watched this afternoon on Red Hot TV.

Fitty With Big Titties Gets Fucked is an amateur title from the online arm of Red Hot TV, a channel that`s existed for over a decade, broadcasting softcore porn on the UK`s satellite channels. Freed from the constraints of the UK`s strict broadcast franchise licensing conditions by construction of it`s video on demand online site at redhottv.co.uk, they now provide the teeming mass out there (that`s you guys) with hardcore porn on demand.

Being populated with amateur titles the channel is different in character from its sister channel TelevisionX.co.uk. The people you see in the scenes, while enthusiastic, are not professionals, though the lighting and camera crews are obviously not guys who just happened to pop down from the local pub. Why do I mention that? You`ll see later.

The “Fitty” in question is waiting for the male half of this scene in her bedroom. He looks like a boy I used to go to school with who we called Rollo, so in the absence of another name I`ll call him that. There`s no real pretence at plot, just that this guy likes large boobs and that`s one thing she has. They`re large (DD), natural and eager to be fondled, and rubbed, and sucked and dangled on this guy`s stiff cock.

And our fitty is no size zero super model, she`s a very curvy young lady and proud of it. Wearing fishnet stockings and lacy knickers she is all over Rollo from the moment he walks through the door. Her red high heels are waving in the air one moment then digging into the mattress the next as they progress though a variety of positions.

Rollo does rather suffer from the lights and the apparent lack of ventilation in “Fitty`s” boudoir, his body is glistening by the time she takes him into her mouth and sucks him to climax.

This is a very honest offering with few cuts, even when the camera is pointing variously at the floor, crew or production equipment.

It`s well worth a watch and makes a refreshingly candid change from the over-produced and unrelentingly dull tripe that some studios churn out.

I mentioned at the start that the technical side of the scene was evidently non-amateur. That`s because they and their equipment do occasionally come into shot. Tighter camera work and more editing would have fixed most of these occurrences, but that would have detracted from the gonzo feel of the scene. Plus you`d have lost the moment where “Rollo” is pounding Fitty`s pussy with her legs around his ears and an arm reaches into shot to pick up what looks like a tube of lube from the bedside cabinet.

You can find Red Hot TV here or if you prefere non-amateur try TelevisionX.

Although it`s an amateur channel I noticed that in their listings last night they had a free Cathy Barry teaser. Now Cathy is by no stretch of the imagination an amateur, consummate professional I`d describe her as. The teaser`s for the Busty Brits Abroad series. It reminded me, to remind you guys that Red Hot are having a Cathy Barry night tonight (20 July 2008) on Sky Channel 922 (That’s Red Hot DD on the programme guide).

Tags: pornography, video on demand, TelevisionX, Red Hot TV, adult movies, adult films, R18, hardcore porn

We met Cathy Barry at the Adults Only Show in Birmingham last year and completely failed to interview her. Not because we didn`t have the opportunity, but because we enjoyed her company so much. You can see the piece we wrote about it here. We spent quite while with her but she is so friendly and engaging that it just didn`t occur to us to switch to journo mode.

No chance of that now; As soon as we see a porn start we’re straight on the case and they don’t stand a chance, see here and here.

So, we were very please to hear, via a little industry insider we know, that Red Hot TV are having a Cathy Barry night on 20th July 2008.

If you’re not familiar with Cathy she’s the vivacious and prolific UK porn star who’s proud to be one of the most popular and productive English porn exports.

On top of her bubbly and friendly personality we have it on good authority that she has one of the best tongues in the business when it comes to cunnilingus. Goodness knows what her blowjobs are like. I’ll let you know the next time I’ve cornered one of her male co-stars.

You can see Cathy and other busty Brits here.

Tags: Cathy Barry, Red Hot TV, porn star

How would you like to get 5 free hardcore movies to watch online? We`re not talking about samples here, but five, full-length hardcore scenes.

All you have to do is register with either TelevisionX or Red Hot TV. Watch the films and fill out a questionnaire. You see the naughty people at TVX and Red Hot want to know what you think so they can make their programming even better.

But that’s not all. If you watch all 5 movies and collect the electronic tokens that you`ll receive for filling in the questionnaires you`ll get unlimited on-demand hardcore for a week – for free!

See either TelevisionX or Red Hot TV for details.

Tags: Porn, hardcore porn, hardcore VoD

There`s nothing better we like better of an evening than to curl up in bed with a nice warm cuppa. Snuggle up together … and watch some hardcore porn.

Well, we do when we can get it streamed to the PC that is now permanently set up in our bedroom. We were watching “Party Animals” last night. Lolly Badcock, one of Suze`s current favourites, and Miyah going at it in a shower with a pink jelly double ended dildo. They quickly shed their kinky, but rather unnecessary clothing and got down to a bit of mutual licking and probing, followed by a little scissor sister action and then on with the shower and double dong action.

The simple pleasures, eh.

Anyway, all this was on TelevisionX. If you`ve been following this blog you`ll know we recently mentioned the channel has a new face to front it – Sophie Price. TelevisionX are organising a Q & A session next week (17th June) allowing her fans to email and ask her (pretty much) anything they like. Use this link to compose your question to Sophie, or if the link will not work on your mail system use this address sophie@televisionx.co.uk (copy it into the To: field in your mail client) and mention that Alex & Suze sent you.

Do you want to hear the good bit? TelevisionX have asked us to review the questions and the one we judge to be the best will earn the person who posed it a free sex toy from the TVX site.

What are you waiting for?

Tags: TelevisionX, Sophie Price, Lolly Badcock, Miyah

It would appear that Glamour modelling is turning into a bit of a family business as far as the Price`s are concerned. First Katie Price (AKA Jordan) and now Sophie, her 18 year old younger sister.

Stepping out into the world of work and baring all (OK, not quite all) is not the sort of thing that most careers advisers would recommend. But then Sophie`s big sister hasn`t done too badly out of glamour modelling and that business they call show.

It does make me very curious about why she chose the career she has. Makes me curious about a lot of things about Sophie.

Anyway, Sophie Price is now part of the TelevisionX Team. Enjoy the video.

Tags: Sophie Price, Katie Price, Jordan, TelevisionX

This is the second part of the interview with Renee Richards and Carmel Moore at the Passion Show last week. You can read the first part here.

Both can be seen on TelevisionX, pop over and take a look around.

Alex (to Renée): Are you in a long-term relationship?

Renée: On and off relationships, not a long term one as yet. But I always have a relationship going on, or two.

Alex: How do your partners deal with you doing the job that you do?

Renée: Some people are OK with it, some people aren`t. But it`s your job, your career at the time, and it`s what pays your bills. If you`re not going to have a partner who pays your bills you have to be realistic about it and get on with your job. And I enjoy my job as well.

Alex: Somebody understanding … does that have to be someone in the industry?

Renée: I`ve been with industry people before but it`s never really worked out.

Alex (to Carmel): So, the swingers party tonight, are you going?

Carmel looks non-committal.

Renée: She`s such a good girl, Carmel.

Carmel: But I`ve got a boyfriend!

Renée: You don`t have to DO anything, you can just watch.

Carmel: But I`d want to do things.

Alex: You couldn`t encourage your boyfriend to join in then?

Carmel: No, he`s a crank.

I get the feeling the description of her boyfriend is an affectionate use of the word crank as her brown eyes light up as she says it.

Renée: I love her and her American sayings “Crank!”

Alex: Carmel, you`re not leaving the industry are you?

Carmel: No! To be honest if I had my choice I`d want to be contracted and promote myself more. But it`s really hard, when you have a boyfriend, you know … it`s difficult with everyone putting ideas in their head an stuff. But if a good offer was thrown at me … hopefully it would snowball to bigger things.

Alex: Will you still be in the industry in 5 years?

Carmel: I dunno. When I first started I said I`d be working in this industry until my fanny drops off. You realise [one day you`ll have to stop] and constantly, all the time, there are people saying “It wont last for ever … what you gonna do?” it really fuck me off when people say stuff like that.

Alex: Thank goodness you didn`t hear me earlier [talking to Renée].

Carmel (laughing): Oh, you`re one of those fuckers. To be honest though, unless you`re a moron you have to be clear in your head what you want to do. If I wasn`t doing porn, I wouldn`t be me. I wouldn`t have been able to afford the surgery I`ve had done, I wouldn`t be the person I am now, So in that respect I thank the porn industry for making me myself. I`ll never be ashamed of it.

Alex: that`s impression I get from both of you, that the job is you.

Carmel: Yeah! When I`m on set doing a movie I feel really at home. It`s not just the money, it`s the places you go, the people you meet …

Renée: It`s your sexuality too, your sexuality grows …

Carmel: Before I would never have gone near a girl, whereas now it opens a whole new door … Men are scared of us you know. Men can`t get erections when we`re in the room. Non-deliverers! Just give ‘em one job, can`t do that.

Alex: One final question. What do you prefer, boy-girl or girl-girl scenes?

Renée: Boy-girl.

Carmel: Every day we wake up and pray for the cock.

Renée: Although I don`t know I like a bit of both.

Carmel: I`ve had some girls lick me out and while they`re doing it I`m thinking … you`re much better than a bloke.

Renée: Actually if they say you`ve got either Lolly Babcock or Cathy Barry to work with, and I`d go YES! I like my girl-girl scenes with them, they know how to get you off.

Carmel: I`ve never worked with Cathy …

Renée: Oh, Mrs Barry`s got me off big time … her fingers grrrrrr.

Carmel: Really! But I`m more with tongues, or a rub.

Alex: G-Spot doesn`t do it for you?

Carmel: Never done it. That`s your mission, if you`d like to find my G-Spot and make me squirt that`s a challenge that is.

Alex; I`d take that challenge, but she`d kill me.

I motion towards Suze, mingling with the rest of the TVX crowd.

Carmel: Don`t worry, she`s chatting them up. Anyway, I want to work with Cathy Barry now.

Alex: Is she here at Passion?

Carmel: I don`t know but if you see her tell her to come over and we`ll pop behind the sofa.

That seemed like as good a place as any to stop. We could have gone on for hours and I`m sure the swingers party near Regents Park would have been an interesting place to continue, but alas we`ll never know.

I must say that talking to Carmel and Renée was one of the highlights of the show. They`re fun, open and very, very naughty. Catch them on TelevisionX.

Come to think of it that`s exactly what I`ll do now hehehe.

Tags: Carmel Moore, Renee Richards, Nasrin Carmel Moore, Renée Richards, TelevisionX

We were undecided about attending the Passion Show this year. Funds as always are tight and while we wanted to be there both to have fun and find interesting stories to you, we had almost decided not to attend.

That was until TelevisionX persuaded us otherwise with the promise of an interview with Carmel Moore and Renée Richards.

We decided to take advantage of this opportunity as soon as we had entered Earls Court, so with Suze chatting to the TVX people I got to work on the sofa with Renée and Carmel.

There`s a lot to recount, this is just part one. I hope you enjoy it.

Alex: How does it feel to have a video of yourself having sex playing on a plasma screen on the front of the stand?

Renée: I feel kind of indifferent towards it, and I have a different look now so people tend not to recognise me.

Alex: Does your look mean a lot to you? Some stars have a consistent look throughout their careers, how about you?

Renée: No, not really, I`ve always had long dark hair. I just ended up cropping it all off and looking different today, a sort of younger life crisis I think.

Renée giggled at this point, then laughed when I mentioned I was due for a midlife crisis. Ice broken we continued to chat.

Alex: How long have you been in “the business”

Renée: 3 ½ years

Alex: Has that been a long 3 ½ years?

Renée: No it`s gone really quickly. I still remember my first boy-girl scene, my first girl-girl scene, my first solo … I was stripping for three years before that.

Alex: You`ve enjoyed all of it then? Don`t worry I`m not going to ask about any bad experiences.

Renée: No, no, no! They`ve been minimal actually, I`ve enjoyed most of my scenes, I`ve been quite lucky. The longer I`ve been in [the business] the more I`ve enjoyed the scenes I`ve been in, and the sex element. It`s [now] less of a “rabbit in the headlights” moment, it`s been more fun you know, more relaxed.

Alex: So at the beginning, was it quite scary for a newcomer?

Renée: Oh yes! I look back at my first boy-girl scene and I`ve got big eyes and not very natural, not being myself and not doing the things that I would naturally do. But after my fourth or fifth scene I got into it and it started to come naturally.

She laughs again realising the unintentional double entendre.

Alex: Without wanting to imply that you`re approaching the end of your career it has to be said that adult performers have a finite lifespan. You don`t look to be anywhere near that yet, but would you like to still be involved in the industry in a few years?

Renée: Yeah, yeah, I would. I`d like to live out all my pervy fantasies, direct, produce and all of that would be great fun. [I] shot one film already, last year, which was one of my pervy fantasies, boys taking it up the bum, with strapons – on girls. But I think I`m going to leave the industry this year, coming back now and again for a few photo shoots … I`m moving abroad so it`ll be a bit of a distance to travel. Even though I love TelevisionX it will be a bit too far to commute.

Alex: There`ll be a few disappointed people out there, me amongst them.

That worked I actually got a porn star to blush – back of the net. LOL

Alex: So you`re effectively stepping outside the adult industry altogether?

Renée: Yes I`ll just have to be pervy in my own home and at swingers clubs.

Alex: So you swing?

Renée: I do swing, I`m swinging tonight. I`m trying to coerce Carmel Moore to come swinging with me later.

Alex: So, whereabouts are you swinging then?

Renée: There`s a party in London apparently, big three story house, near Regents Park …

Alex: I`ll not tell anybody. Tell me, are you in a long-term relationship?

Find out what Renée told me about her relationships and what Carmel Moore had to say to me in the next part of this interview.

Tags: Renee Richards, Carmel Moore, Nasrin, Carmel Moore, Passion Show, TelevisionX