|I`m a sucker for a Carry On film and St TeenyCums is pretty much the hardcore version. Just don`t expect to see Alastair Sim and George Cole from the original St T’s.This adult title actually has a plot, not that the script will win any gongs, but a plot all the same. Plot synopsis: The headmistress of St T`s is kidnapped and the girls of the St T`s Nypho society receive a ransom note from “the world`s most famous and best looking porn producer with the biggest working cock in the world” â€“ Charlie Briton (played by Ben Dover).The best performance has to be from Ben Dover. His rant about “the state of porn in the UK today” is hilarious.The resourceful nymphos trick their way into the porn king`s studio and jump the porn baron forcing him to have sex with all four of them. As you can imagine he doesn`t take much persuading.In all the porn I`ve watched, and I`ve watched quite a bit of porn, I`ve never seen a movie quite like this one. It`s 30 minutes of silly, fun, vigorous hardcore sex. Everyone gets a turn on each other, the girls with Ben, the girls with each other â€¦ you get the idea.If you like school uniforms, well they stay on well into the scenes, they aren`t discarded after a couple of minutes. This title is a light-hearted one and different from scene-based formulaic DVDs that you might rent in all the right ways.Now to an issue that I`ve not yet addressed about streaming video from TelevixionX. Quality.When you`ve got used to DVD quality movies it can be a little off-putting to return to a format that`s not quite the high definition you`ve grown used to. While there are titles on the TelevisionX site that really need to be watched in a small format, this isn`t one of them. It will stand being played full-screen on the 26 inch screen in our bedroom. Granted this isn`t HD, but with the current wrath of the ISPs being directed at the BBC because of the bandwidth consumed by the iPlayer that`s perhaps not such a bad thing. This isn`t iPlayer standard but it is watchable and enjoyable.This illustrates the variety of the movies available on TelevisionX, both in its script and two-fingers-up to the rest of the world playfulness.Plus you get to see Ben Dover in a dress.The CastLolly Bad
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May 22, 2008